Today's football news has deteriorated to an alarming rate. Apart from the usual transfer crap, we now have trivial stories that bore me rigid. Here is a sample:
David Beckham shakes hands with a fan who insulted his wife;
Bobby Robson dies of cancer. He died on Thursday today is Tuesday yet his death is still in the news;
Kolo Toure says Arsenal have no leadership even though they got to a Champions League semi-final;
William Gallas holds a cigarette.
In the future the news will get even worse. Here is a sample:
Christiano Ronaldo chokes on a raisin;
Ashley Cole successfully reads a book - The Tale of Peter Rabbit;
David Beckham's wife Posh and Sarah Pallin's daughter Bristol are the new talk show hosts to rival the Today Show called the Tomorrow Show;
David Beckham is the new judge on America's Got Talent;
Wayne Rooney is the new face for Rogaine;
Rio Ferdinand is taught rap on a reality TV show by Snoop Dog and releases an album with Rihanna called "Punch Me."
We have a lot to look forward to.
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