Monday, November 30, 2009
0-3
Arsenal, were more pressing (as home teams should be) and had the majority of the ball. Chelsea looked solid and organized in defense with midfield players coming back to defend at all times.
The match looked like a stalemate until the 41st minute when John Terry received the ball in the Arsenal half. Denilson tracked him, stood off and allowed Terry to make defense splitting pass to Ashley Cole who was unmarked. Terry's pass went between Arshavin and Sagna. Both players were marking thin air. Perhaps Sagna was trying to play offside. But he never raised his arm to indicate that he was.
Cole played a low ball in between Gallas and Vermaelen, for Drogba to side volley home. It was a great finish and a very well worked goal by Chelsea. However, Drogba was free. No-one was tight on him. Gallas and Vermaelen were marking thin air. From a defensive point of view, the goal was embarrassing.
Denilson is the first defender. His job is to pressure. He stood off John Terry. Arshavin was in no man's land. He's not covering Denilson or marking Cole. Sagna is marking nothing. If Denilson tackles Terry, Chelsea are fucked. Instead, Arsenal get fucked.
1-0 to Chelsea - the team with best defensive record in the Premiership. Straight away this fact enters my mind and with it a realization that Arsenal have an uphill task ahead. No way back. Not against the defense Chelsea has. Then two minutes later Chelsea get their second goal.
Vermaelen own goal.
What a joke this goal was. Ashley Cole swings in another low cross. Gallas misses it. The ball then hits the knee of an unsighted Vermaelen and spins into the top right hand corner. Almunia is nowhere. This time Nasri allows Cole to cross after being caught ball watching when Anelka was being harassed by Song.
Game over.
The difference between Arsenal and Chelsea is:
Anelka/Drogba verses Eduardo or Vela.
To compete against defenders like John Terry you need strength, muscle and height. Carlton Cole or Bendtner are the types of players you need not an off form Eduardo. Instead Arsenal's attack looked small, young and fragile.
Defense.
Every Arsenal cross was easily eaten up by Chelsea. I lost count of the number of hopeless, floated balls into Chelsea's penalty area for our tiny forwards. Why didn't we send in some low crosses, just like Ashley Cole did? Arsenal's defense is obviously using zonal marking but not with great success. Nasri and Arshavin know how to attack but defending is obviously their weak spot.
Question remarks remain over certain Arsenal players.
Almunia is not commanding of his area. The second Chelsea goal showed this. Where was the communication between him and Vermaelen? When he comes to catch a cross he leaves my heart in my mouth. Lehmann didn't!
Eduardo is off form. Play him against Manchester City on Wednesday night and see if he can change his fortune because right now he's below the standards that Arsenal fans are used to from him.
Walcott. You wank over playing for England so much that you fuck your body up in the Euro Under 21 Championships in late June. You then break down in pre-season, come back two months later and then get injured again. What the fuck have you done for Arsenal? I'll tell you what - two runs against Liverpool at Anfield. The first was two years ago in the Champions League. You ran the whole length of the field and set up that lanky cunt Adebayor. We then lost 4-2. Then last season you did the same thing and set up Arshavin, yet we only drew 4-4. That is piss fucking poor. When Fergie realized that David Belion was all pace and nothing else, he got rid of him. What do you get? A new five year contract. Walcunt needs to step up to the plate.
On a plus note, I thought Traore played well. None of the goals came from his side.
Keep it Arsenal
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Post Match View - Chelsea Football Club
Didier Drogba is like a heavyweight boxer who doesn’t jab well. He’s a boxer who doesn’t have good feet. He’s a boxer who doesn’t box because he doesn’t feel it’s the best way to win so he never bothered to perfect the skills of a boxer. Instead, he learned to punch and to land his punches when and where he needs to.
He doesn’t win too many split decisions. He usually wins pretty convincingly. Most of his victories are by knockout. He is not a gifted boxer but he is efficient and powerful.
In matches against Arsenal, he has knocked us out more times than not. I said a few years ago (before his run of excellence at
We have players who know how to score goals too. We have match winners. Among the healthy, we have Cesc, Eduardo, Nasri, and Arshavin.
Until goalless defeats to Sunderland and
In big games, big players have to make sure that they are effective enough to get the result. Cesc and Arshavin did not express themselves. They are our most influential players now that Robin is out. In matches like today’s Arshavin especially needs to make his genius count.
There is no doubt in my mind that he is a class above everyone on the pitch but he hasn’t shown it the way we need him to. Our season hinges now on his genius. He must take control of this team.
You might be thinking that it’s Cesc team this current version. You are right but Arshavin can be the real mastermind. He has to be. Rooney deferred to Ronaldo and United won three titles. Cesc must defer to Arshavin but Wenger has got to buy into it and Arshavin has to embrace it.
In Robin’s absence, it is the best way to get the most out of the team.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
The Moment Has Come
There has been so much written word circulating about our clash with Chelsea. That tends to happen when two members of the "Big Four" play each other, but with the majority of the other "Big Four" being duds in terms of football excitement, the media really enjoys covering any match we're a part of. That's not me being partial. I'm convinced Arsenal v. any of the other three clubs are infinitely more intriguing game, on footballing terms, than any other match up.
So with that, the multitude of information to absorb, including the late breaking news that Robin van Persie is most likely finished for the season, I'm just going to free form the preview with a lot of points instead of a coherent whole.
- Wenger has stated that the "moment has come." He has used this type of language before, during the Champions League semi against Manchester United last year. We know how that one turned out, as a Kieran Gibbs slip negated any chance of us progressing to the final. He is saying it, because he thoroughly believes it. We're a point in the season where we've been devastated by injuries, suffered lapses of concentration, and in the process been written off. Believe me, after today's news, nobody will be pushing us for the title. That is when you either take a stand or you shrivel up and die. Make no mistake, this is at the least a "must not lose game." We must, as a team, as fans, refuse to lose.
- Fixtures between relegation candidate teams are usually referred to as "six pointers." All matches for Premier League title contenders are six pointers, especially so when facing a direct rival.
- We defeated Chelsea at Stamford Bridge last year with a shock Robin van Persie double, one of the goals being blatantly offside. What we've seem to forgotten is that Chelsea humiliated us at the Emirates in the return fixture. That match saw us concede the most goals we've ever conceded at the Emirates. I have not forgotten. Just like I have not forgotten that Nicolas Anelka refused to celebrate his goal against us.
- Which brings us to Nicolas Anelka, one of the few Chelsea players who I do not hate with a passion. The other player I feel that way is Mikael Essien. Anelka has aged gracefully in all facets. He's truly a class player, and he will be a deadly link up outlet in the game. The reason why the diamond formation has worked at all is not because Frank Lampard is a classic no. 10, it's because Anelka makes the attack click.
- Mikael Essien is the only player I really covet from any other team in the Premier League.
- Didier Drogba has played 10 matches against us. They have won 8 times and drawn 2 times. Some of this is down to Philippe Senderos. Some of it is down to the fact that he's a big time player, and he fancies playing against us. Tomorrow will be the first time he plays Thomas Vermaelen. We will see if Vermaelen is truly a world class defender or a class below that.
- It will also be the first time that Chelsea face us with Alex Song as our lockdown midfield enforcer.
- John Terry has been walking around with his chest out, feeling as though the team is back to their Mourinho days. Well, the first year Chelsea won under Mourinho, they conceded only 15 goals. They're halfway there already. They lost to Wigan Athletic, and no offense to Wigan, close call aside, Mourinho's sides did not lose to sides like that. But that's fine by my book, I like arrogance as much as the next professional. They've done nothing to merit their status as front runners, others have merely faltered.
- On good and bad luck, Chelsea were outplayed, fairly comprehensively in my eyes, by Manchester United and still got the three points. We outplayed Manchester United and they snuck out with three points at Old Trafford. That's football. Name another sport where you can dominate a match and lose. There is none.
- A couple of weeks ago, I spoke about how Chelsea were having injury problems. Well, Drogba and Lampard recovered and we lost van Persie and Gibbs. I guess it's my fault for tempting the gods.
- Carlo Ancelotti was not a good league manager in Italy. He won a title, but his main accomplishments are in Europe. From what I can tell, his European touch has rubbed off on their side. We've yet to see if he's carried over his league form, but methinks the funeral parlor man will have real tests in the upcoming months, starting with the next two weeks.
- The African Nations Cup will not affect Chelsea while their players are away. Look at their cream puff schedule. They can easily handle those teams without the African quartet. However, it will affect their side when they return. Players have a difficult time coming back from that tournament, just look at Kolo and his malaria. But likewise, we'll be losing Song and Eboue when we actually need them and they'll return fatigued. Clearly, it's worse for us than it is for them.
- Chelsea's transfer ban will do nothing to the club, as Wenger categorically stated. All it did was bring attention to a young player who may or may not have been worth the fuss. With rumors that Chelsea will be signing Kun Aguero for 50 million pounds, just what was the point of the ban? Aguero, on his day, is a super player. Not sure that he'll make it here, but at least his progeny will have super genes.
- William Gallas is a warrior. And unless his eye is completely shut off, he will play tomorrow. He relishes the big games, and he will want to play against Chelsea. Kolo's pot shot at him was both disrespectful and unnecessary. How many ex-Arsenal players have to go down that route? And where are all the pundits who were writing that Arsenal was wrong to sell him now? Eating that nasty bird. That's where.
- Armand Traore struck me as being a useful player last week against Sunderland. Despite words to the contrary, I felt as though he could be a decent understudy to Clichy. That being said, Gibbs seemingly helped neutralize the left side of Standard Liege, so his loss will also be felt. But let's not forget that Armand Traore is a devoted professional and was once and still is a highly rated prospect.
- The diamond formation for Chelsea is far less effective when Frank Lampard holds the keys. In that respect, maybe it is better that he has recovered. Deco and Joe Cole can operate on the tip of the diamond, but Lampard is struggling with it. That does not mean we can discount his work rate and his affinity for shooting missiles from middle range.
- Then again, clashes between the Big Four rarely come down to offensive brilliance. They come down to the small moments. I find it somewhat laughable that Manuel Almunia is talking about ensuring that "we" don't make any small mistakes. His rash throw 18 months ago during a match against Chelsea started an attack which led directly to a goal. If he doesn't make a mistake against United, we could have walked to victory. He has been okay since he's come back from his chest infection/family bereavement. I suggest that he is the one who should not make a mistake.
- As much as I'd like not to see Cesc associate himself with Gerrard, I can't help but think his statements about our club are 100% genuine. Let's never think about his future while his present is so thoroughly with Arsenal.
- Theo, I'm looking at you.
- A few months ago, we were deprived of having Gallas (through injury) and Arshavin (through ineligibility) in the Champions League semi. Now, it looks as though Robin will miss out. When will the stars align for us? These injuries are taking a toll.
- With Robin van Persie's devastating injury news, an alternate formation may need to be developed over the next few weeks. I can't say something like that for sure, but now, more than ever, somebody needs to step into that breach. That player has to be Andrey Arshavin. There have been numerous reports about his depression following Russia's exit from the World Cup. I sympathize. But this is the moment where he proves that he can be one of the all time greats. I believe he has that potential, and he must prove me right for our season to stay on track.
- I love this club, and I will support it until the day I die.
Victoria Concordia Crescit.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Alex Song or Cesc Fabregas?
Everyone knows the qualities of Cesc Fabregas. Every week the man is linked with a move back to Barcelona. Fair play to the man, that he always states he is not interested in a move back to Spain. He says that he is happy at Arsenal and wants to stay.
Alex Song is never asked about his future, perhaps because he wasn't signed from a fashionable club.
I first saw Song play in the Carling Cup quarter-final away to Doncaster Rovers back in December 2005. Arsenal and were poor that day but won an exciting game on penalties after Gilberto Silva had scored a last minute equalizer in extra time to make the game 2-2. Arsenal eventually won the tie on penalties to book a place in the semi-final against Wigan Athletic. Eboue's run and cross for Arsenal's equalizer was forgotten by many Gooners. Instead the Negatives moaned about the performance of Alex Song, who was making one of his very few starts for Arsenal aged just 17. The two Doncaster goals were the fault of Senderos, but not many Gooners mentioned this at the time.
Cesc made his Carling Cup debut at 16 and his Premiership debut at 17. Song was not far behind the Spaniard making his Arsenal debut at 17 but had already played 34 times for Bastia as a 16 year old.
If Wenger gives a 17 year old first team appearances, then that player has to be something special. Henry at Monaco, Anelka, Fabregas, Walcott, Ramsey and Song.
The difference between the two is where Wenger signed them from and their roles in the team. Cesc was poached from Barcelona. Song was bought from Sporting Club de Bastia for one million pounds after an initial loan deal. Bastia play in the island of Corsica in the French Ligue Two. In 1978, they reached the UEFA Cup final losing to PSV Eindhoven. In 1981, they won the French Cup and in 1997 they won the much maligned Intertoto Cup.
Bastia are not a big club in France. Their English equivalent is Coventry City.
Barcelona are the current Champions League holders. They have won La Liga 19 times and 25 Spanish cups.
Alex Song plays for Cameroon. Cesc Fabregas plays for Spain.
One player has a fashionable football CV. The other, not so much.
Some people might think that Song's real job is to dominate the midfield, to break opponents hearts and minds, by denying them possession of the ball and blocking the route forward. However, there is more to Song's game than just protect and support. The man has dribbling skills and is very dangerous going forward. Darren Fletcher he's not. Lotar Mateus is a better description.
In November 2006, Song was booed by Arsenal fans after a 2-1 loss to Fulham - the Cottagers first win against Arsenal for 40 years. At half-time Song was replaced by Cesc Fabregas and was eventually loaned out to Charlton Athletic later that season, making 12 appearances.
Many Arsenal fans at the start of this season said that Song was not good enough for Arsenal. Some even suggested that Wenger should buy a Philip Neville type of 'holding' midfielder.
These fans should be sent to prison.
Unfortunately, Song is being sent to play for Cameroon in the African Cup of Nations in January. If Cesc was going, I would be concerned. But in the case of Song, I am bothered.
The man is irreplaceable.
Keep it Arsenal
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Great View, Terrible View
The problem with sitting very close to the pitch at matches is that although you get a terrific view for taking pictures, you don't get to see the match as well as you could. I was close enough to shout "ALEX" and not only did he hear me but he looked up and waved.
Monday, November 23, 2009
It's the Shorts
Why Clubs Need Great Office Staff
1) Why a club needs excellent administrative staff to be successful;
2) The ruthlessness and cunnigness of Alex Ferguson:
I'd heard that Alan Shearer was on 500, 000 pounds a year (at Blackburn), so that's what I demanded. After some bargaining, I accepted Blackburn's offer of 400,000 pounds a year. A deal was agreed late on Friday afternoon.
Terms agreed, I was ready to sign the contract. But when Kenny Dalglish (Blackburn boss) phoned Ewood Park, the office staff had left for the weekend. "Don't worry," he said, "you can sign the forms on Monday." We shook hands.
I went home to Cork for the weekend. On Saturday news of my transfer to Blackburn made the newspapers. The fee set a new British transfer record. I hit the town on Saturday night to celebrate my move.
On Sunday, I woke up with a hangover. I was due back in Blackburn the following day to sign forms. After that I was looking forward to a holiday.
At lunch time the phone rang. It was Alex Ferguson. My family were Manchester United daft.
"Roy it's Alex Ferguson here. Have you signed any forms?"
"No, but I shook hands on the deal, and I'm due to sign the forms tomorrow."
"Why don't you have a chat with me before you do anything?"
Wow. Manchester United. The Premier League champions.
"Yes, but I have agreed the deal," I tell Ferguson.
"You've signed nothing. Come over for a chat."
From that moment I was never going to sign for any other club. In my heart of hearts I knew I could never refuse to sign for the world's most famous football club.
The next morning - after a hectic night on the town - I flew to Manchester. Alex Ferguson met me at the airport. We drove to his home close by. Brian Kidd was there. After a meal and some general chat, Ferguson suggested we have a game of snooker. He was a useful player.
I liked him straight away. For a man managing Manchester United, who'd just won the Premier League, he was unaffected, funny and reassuringly human. He was also clearly hungry for more trophies.
"Roy, Manchester United are going to dominate the domestic game with or without you. With you we can win in Europe," he asserted.
It was a persuasive argument. However, there were a few obstacles to overcome before a deal to join United could be done. Ferguson asked who was representing me. I told him the PFA. He suggested that we would not discuss terms right now. "Leave that to me," he urged. We agreed that I would tell Dalglish our deal was off. After that, I would have to sit tight while United dealt with Nottingham Forest. It wouldn't be easy, Ferguson pointed out, but, he assured me, he would secure what both of us wanted in the end.
I phoned Kenny Dalglish to tell him that I'd changed my mind about joining Blackburn Rovers. He went crazy.
"What the fuck do you mean?"
I told him I'd talked to Alex Ferguson.
"We shook hands on a deal. You can't back out now," he screamed.
"Look, I'm sorry, I really am," I told him, "but I've got my future to think about, I'm entitled to that."
"You're entitled to nothing except the commitment you made to me on Friday."
"I'm sorry, if you'd had the forms ready, I would have signed on Friday."
"Nobody does this to me, nobody does this to Kenny Dalglish. You're a wee bastard and you won't get away with this."
Here was Kenny Dalglish insisting that I honor a deal I hadn't signed. The same Kenny Dalglish who'd spent several months tapping me up behind Brian Clough's back. The more he swore at me the less my conscience bothered me.
The next call I received was from Frank Clark (the then new Nottingham Forest manager). I confirmed that after talking to Alex Ferguson I had changed my mind. Clark had also received a call from Ferguson. Unlike Blackburn, who going to pay 4 million, Manchester United would pay just over 3 million. That was unacceptable to Forest, Clark declared. He made it clear that there would be no sale to United unless they matched Blackburn's fee. I insisted that United was the club I wanted to join. Stalemate.
I was going on holiday to Cyprus and spoke to Alex Ferguson again. He assured me that the choice was mine. It was up to me which club I joined. If I kept my nerve, everything would work out in the end. Keeping my nerve might mean starting the following season as a Forest player. I resolved to do as Ferguson suggested. Go on holiday and don't worry.
The next day the phone rang at 6:30 am. It was Kenny Dalglish.
"You won't get away with this," he began. "Blackburn Rovers will sue you for every penny you've got." He and Alex Ferguson had never got on and this more than anything appeared to be bugging him. He called me names. He repeated that nobody "fucked with Kenny Dalglish and got away with it."
When I returned to Forest for pre-season training, I was forced to train with the reserves. It was made clear that I would be punished for the crime of rejecting Blackburn by being ostracized in every conceivable way. Ferguson told me to keep my composure. This was a game of poker between United and Forest. United's latest offer of 3.5 million fell 500,000 short of Blackburn's bid. If I kept my head, Forest were faced with a choice: 3.5 million or an asset worth nothing, training with the reserve team.
Two weeks into pre-season training, Forest blinked. Manchester United's bid of 3.75 million was accepted. Now I had to negotiate my own deal with United. Their offer of 250,000 pounds a year was 150,000 short of Blackburn's.
Eventually, with the help of property lawyer Michael Kennedy, United offered 350,000 a year, 50,000 less than Blackburn. I was happy to sign. A thousand pounds a week was a small price to pay to be a Manchester United player.
KEEP IT ARSENAL
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Post Match View - Sunderland A.F.C.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Tough Shit
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Teddy Sheringham is a Lot Worse Than Henry
The woman above is called Katie Price Or Jordan. In Britain, she is a bimbo celebrity who became famous by posing topless in the tabloid newspaper The Sun. She has since modeled for other publications, appeared on a number of reality TV shows, and has created a variety of forgettable crap, such as writing an autobiography and failing at a music and fashion designing career.
She has a blind son with the now retired footballer Dwight Yorke, and two other children with the tacky Australian pop singer Peter Andre.
In 2000, she also briefly dated Teddy Sheringham, whom it is rumored, is the man that raped Miss Price. In September 2009, Miss Price claimed, while being interviewed by Hello magazine and filmed for her show on ITV2, that she was raped by a famous celebrity. The Sun reported that the entire production team was under strict instructions not to tell a soul, as the legal consequenses would be disastrous.
However, rumors persist that the man she named as her rapist is Teddy Sheringham.
Sheringham is not liked by many of his peers. Ex-Newcastle United, Arsenal and Manchester United striker Andy Cole hated Sherringham. The pair did not get along and haven't spoken to one another since February 7, 1998 - the day that Sheringham blamed Cole for a goal scored by Bolton, when both men were playing for Manchester United.
In the book, Glory, Glory, Cole claims that their rift started long before Sheringham signed for United back in the summer of 1997.
“Our problems started when I made my England debut. I replaced Teddy. I was making my debut. Maybe I was naive, but I think he should have wished me all the best. I was nervous, as anyone would be. Instead, he walked straight past me and blanked me. It's not like I told Terry Venables to take Teddy off. So I was devastated when Teddy Sheringham signed for United because I couldn't stand him.
“We played a friendly in Milan in 1997, just after he'd signed. He said something on the pitch. I didn't like it. 'I'm only trying to help you,' he said. 'I don't need your help,' I replied.”
Roy Keane in his autobiography wrote:
"Teddy Sheringham was signed from Spurs to replace Eric (Cantona). Teddy arrived for training at his first day at the club in his red Ferrari, every inch the confident Londoner. Teddy and I were acquainted from my Forest days. The chemistry between us was never right. And didn't improve during his spell at Old Trafford."
Even Tony Cascarino wrote when signing for Millwall in the late 1980's:
"That I was easily the biggest signing cut no ice with Teddy Sheringham, who struck me as a right cold fish in training and who started ordering me around in our opening game of the season at Middlesborough.
Teddy was four years younger than me and had been at the club for years, but for 90 minutes it was as if I was his understudy.
Go there!
Do this!
Chase Back!
Hold on!
I thought, 'Wait a fucking minute! I'm the 25 year old! I'm the one they've paid all the money for! This never happened at Gillingham!' But I soon learned that this was Teddy's way. He had to be boss.
Teddy is a policeman's son and it shows occasionally in his mannerisms. Sometimes you'll bounce something off him, expecting an immediate response and he'll just look at you, blank. He isn't a joker and can seem quite distant when you meet him first but he likes a good time."
In my eyes, Teddy Sheringham will always be Public Enemy number one. He hates Arsenal, and Gooners hate him.
Sunderland Saturday.
Keep it Arsenal
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
TH12 - Erin's Bane
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
The Most Irreplaceable Players at Arsenal
Monday, November 16, 2009
New Zealand is a Rugby Nation
"I think an argument can now be made that the knockout stage of the Champions League is a more severe test (than the World Cup finals), with almost all the world's great players playing for top European clubs."
Roy Keane.
On Saturday, I congratulated New Zealand on reaching the World Cup finals for the second time in their history. To qualify, New Zealand played Bahrain, New Caledonia, Fiji and Vanuatu.
On Wednesday night, France and Portugal could find themselves out of the World Cup finals. Players such as Ronaldo, Henry, Deco, Carvalho and Benzema will miss out. They will join the likes of Ibrahimovic, Rosicky, Berbatov and Vermaelen in not going to South Africa.
What can North Korea and New Zealand bring to the World Cup? Both are unlikey to win a game. The World Cup is a showcase tournament, where the best footballing countries test their skills to see which nation is the best in the world at soccer. Yet, Portugal - who are much better than both North Korea and New Zealand - may not be there.
Other nations that have qualified, such as Australia, qualified by playing in the wrong continental zone. They played teams in Asia, instead of Oceania. Isreal and Khazakhstan play their qualifying matches in the European zone, yet niether country is in Europe! While San Marino and Andorra are not countries.
World Cup qualifiication needs a major overhaul. When the USA played Barbados they beat them 8-0. Why not have the smaller nations play against each other, then let them join the big guns in a second qualification stage? Qualifying groups should be mixed involving countries from all over the world, with proper seeding. With worldwide travel and players from different nationalities plying their trade in every continent, this seems the most logical step forward.
But then FIFA is not a logical organization. After all they have Jack Warner as their Vice President.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Injuries Shouldn't End Our Chances
The difference between Niklas Bendtner's and Robin van Persie's injuries is when they happened - Nik for club, Robin for country. The club football vs. international football debate has resurfaced. It will never end as long as there are people who refuse to accept that international football has as much right to exist as does club football. Injuries not withstanding.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
New Zealand Qualify
Roy Keane.
Saturday's in November should be for Premiership, La Liga, Bundesliga, Le Championnat and Serie A games, not international friendlies where teams make unlimited substitutions and play in neutral countries due to money.
Do you really want to watch Slovakia verses USA reserves?
How about a Darren Bent led England verses Brazil? Or Wales second string verses Scotland?
No, me niether.
Luckily, there are some World Cup play-offs on show.
Egypt v Algeria
Ireland v France
Portugal v Bosnia.
Lastly, I want to congratulate New Zealand for qualifying for the World Cup today. The last time they qualified was in Spain 1982. They played Brazil and lost 5-2 in what was one of the best Brazilian teams that never won the tournament. I hope this is a good omen.
Keep it Arsenal
Friday, November 13, 2009
Chelsea On My Mind
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Ireland verses France
Eamon Dunphy is an ex-Millwall, Charlton and Reading player who played for Ireland 23 times back in the early 1970's. He's now a qualified coach, author and football pundit for Irish television channel RTE, but he's more famous for his outspoken and controversial opinions.
When Ireland drew with Italy 2-2 last month, being only three minutes away from beating the Italians, Dunphy blasted the Irish performance as "shameful." Dunphy is not a fan of the Irish style of play. He called Jack Charlton a bully and accused him of not making the best use of the players at his disposal, claiming that his Irish teams played "ugly football." Now he is a critic of Giovanni Trappatoni's style of play and managerial decisions.
On 5 September, 2009, after Ireland's last minute 2-1 away win against Cyprus, Dunphy stated "The performance over 90 minutes was depressing; it exposed the limitations of the coach’s philosophy."
Dunphy summed up how he felt about the Irish style of play under Trappotoni by writing: "When kids see Lionel Messi, Steven Gerrard or Ronaldo they want to go out in the park and do what they’ve seen the guys do the night before. Nobody wants to go out in the park in the morning and hit the ball 60 yards up in air."
Dunphy is not the only critic of Ireland's long ball approach to football. So too is Roy Keane. Today, Roy talks about his time playing for Ireland under Jack Charlton. If you're a Frenchman, it makes an interesting read:
"Charlton's approach to football was profoundly at odds with the game we played at Nottingham Forest. Passing the ball was not a priority. What he demanded was a kind of football by numbers, the emphasis being on inconveniencing the opposition rather than being creative ourselves. The idea was to fire long balls in behind the opposing defense, then hunt them down, with the intention of trapping them in their own half of the field, where we hoped we'd force them to make mistakes. "Put them under pressure" was Jack's football conviction. And "Make no mistakes, don't fanny around in your own half of the field."
"Not knowing exactly what was expected of me, apart from the effort I was happy to provide, I kept my head down and did my best to work out if there was any more to Charlton's magic formula than there appeared... Time would prove that there wasn't."
"Playing for Ireland was a strange experience. Ireland had some very good footballers, yet playing football in any systematic way in the pass and move style we adopted at Forest was frowned upon by Charlton. My job was to close down the opposition and if possible win the ball. Having gained possession, passing to an Irish colleague seemed the obvious next move."
"But that wasn't what Charlton wanted. His fear of Ireland giving the ball away - especially in our own half of the field - caused real inhibitions for me and most of the other players, who were forced to adapt to our own games to the Charlton method."
"The strikers instructions were:
(a) to win the long balls knocked up to them;
(b) to try and get in behind their markers for long balls played into space behind defenders."
"In situation (a), myself and Andy Townsend were to push forward to try and win balls knocked down or flicked on by the tall strikers."
"In situation (b) the whole side pushed forward with the intention of trapping our opponents in their own territory."
France know what they're up against on Saturday. A physical war where the right attitude is everything. Ireland's most creative player is Damien Duff. Robbie Keane is their goal threat and Stephen Hunt of Hull is their midfield enforcer. Shay Given is Ireland's best defender and he plays in goal.
Trappatoni's assistant is Liam Brady, Arsenal's Academy Director.
Ireland v France will be interesting.
Keep it Arsenal.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
On Song and Other Points
“I walked into the dressing room and saw Robert [Pires], Thierry [Henry], Denis [Bergkamp]. It was unbelievable; they were players you watch on the TV.
“I just asked myself ‘Alex, what are you doing here?’
Countless others would ask the same question after seeing him play his first matches for Arsenal. They made up their minds early – they did not want him in the team. ‘What the f*uck was Wenger thinking’, they thought.
This is no way an effort to bring attention to how my colleagues at eighteen86 and I got it right while so many others were ready to send Alex Song packing. We fully acknowledge that he is not the finished article. He still needs to work on his passing and like all Arsenal players, his consistency. He has improved his reading of the game and his positional sense but there is always room for improvement.
On the plus side, Song has given a level of legitimacy to the Wenger youth plan. I heard a guy say this past weekend that he takes back what he said about Arsene’s policy. I was eager to hear him explain. He went on to say that he was a non-believer in the approach to building a team from scratch with kids but now he sees the value in the method. More important than one guy saying so is how there is a general consensus growing among many of those who were previously against it. We’ve bought potential world class players early and nurtured them. Key to the whole scheme is how we’ve managed to keep (most of) them thus far.
The plan can work, you know.
I am not suggesting that Alex Song is world class. He isn’t but can anyone doubt his improvement and importance to the team? I’ve asked a few people to tell me who are better holding midfielders in the EPL. Naturally, Michael Essien comes to mind but he really is more than a holding midfielder. Mascherano comes up next.
…and then there were none.
I tell them that just mentioning Alex Song in the same sentence as Mascherano says loads. Just last season, I was ridiculed for even suggesting that he was worthy of a first team place. A man who’s opinion I respect likened him to a lesser Eric Djemba-Djemba. You remember him don’t you? I remember him for planting his foot in Sol’s groin (no yellow by the way for the first failed replacement for Roy Keane. Surprised?). The news highlights only showed Sol’s retaliation. Maybe you don’t remember him since I can’t imagine that there are highlights of anything else Djemba-Djemba’s ever done.
I am not one to say I told you so but he ain’t no Alex Song.
Song provides cover for the CBs in a way that most reserve players do not. It is seamless when he lines up for us at the back. People forget that we bought him as a central defender. His versatility is priceless.
In a little less than one week, it will be 15 years since Argentina and Germany played a friendly at the Orange Bowl in Miami, Florida. Lothar Matthaus still had enough left to play his 105th international for Germany. He played as a libero but with a slight variation to the classical role. He played in front of rather than behind the back four. In essence, that is what Alex Song does for Arsenal.
When Gallas and Vermaelen were showing up on the score sheet every week it wasn’t just because they like to get forward and know what to do in front of goal. They were given the freedom to get there by Song. There’s a trust that’s built amongst players that gives them the confidence to try certain things they wouldn’t try otherwise. The back four and Cesc trust Song to that degree. Our captain’s spectacular form is partially due to the freer free role he enjoys.
When players leave for the African Cup of Nations in January, the fear is that Wenger won’t have a plan to replace Song.
Heh! The guy has gone from a hated player deemed as ‘just not good enough’ to striking fear in the hearts of Arsenal fans who don’t think that the manager will spend on cover for him. Fans who used to doubt the player now see his value to the team.
I don’t know what Wenger will do in January. Maybe a deal is already in place to bring back PV4. I can’t imagine Mourinho helping us though. I heard someone mention a loan move to bring back Flamini. It’s not the worst idea but one very unlike Arsene. Maybe Wenger will promote from within. Or he might not make a move at all. We shall see.
Alex Song has made his point.
Other points:
Are Liverpool in freefall? Do they have a squad capable of reversing the current run of bad form? Imagine if Arsenal were going through the same thing. We were poor at times last season but we were also among the most consistent teams for a large part of the season. On current form, Liverpool will be happy to make the last four of anything.
I didn’t realize City are without a league win since the leaves were still green. Oh dear! Again, imagine if Arsenal were in the same boat. The media (and fans) would be in a frenzy – ‘Frenchie Has Lost The Plot’, ‘Dein-Usmanov Coup Imminent’. Arsene would be ridiculed to no end – ‘Ha! you can’t win with kids you stubborn, half blind Alsacian’. Gallas and Vermaelen would hate each other with rumours of a fight video taken down from YouTube by the club. Cesc and Arshavin would be off to Catalunya with Thierry and Bojan coming to London. The curse of Kolo would hang over the club.
And they’d never let us forget selling that other guy to City.
Where are the endless, tabloid-type Liverpool and man City in Crisis headlines?
The FIFA U17 World Cup has gone under the radar. If you’re interested;
http://www.fifa.com/u17worldcup/matches/index.html
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Three Things
Monday, November 9, 2009
Is that David Beckham or Morrissey?
Some things never change. My wife has not sucked my cock in two years, Spurs fans still believe that they are a top four team and Alex Ferguson gets away with another verbal attack on a referee after his team has lost.
Then we have the MLS play-offs which I compare to teenage dating. Trying to get a wank in the back row of the movies while Aladdin is playing. Meanwhile the real players are smoking weed and drinking Crown in some decked out pad with the sounds blaring. MLS will always lag behind the NBA and EPL. Teenagers trying get a wank, that's all it is.
Then there's the pathetic LA Super Classico ruck with David Beckham showing off his new haircut which looks as though some mental patient cut it. Shaved sides, long on top. You look like that miserable singer from the Smiths, Morrissey. You pathetic tosser!
So we have just under two weeks ahead of us with no Arsenal matches. Sure we have the Ireland verses France World Cup qualifying play-off, but really, that game is like methadone for a heroin addict. We Arsenal fans have to wait until November 21st for our next fix - Sunderland away. By the way, Steve Bruce, the Black Cats manager looks scary. A monster in fact. He looks like someone staring at themselves through the back of a spoon. Horrible.
Last words come from Roy Keane again. Today he talks about Wolves manager Mick McCarthy and ex-Ireland boss Jack Charlton during a tour of the USA in 1992.
In the morning we were due to fly home, Steve Staunton and I went out for a drink. We forgot about the time and were late arriving back to the team hotel. The rest of the party were sitting on the coach outside. Steve and I raced to our rooms to pack our bags. As we boarded the coach, 'Big Jack' started ranting and roaring: "Where the fucking hell have you been? You've kept us all waiting."
"Why didn't you go without us?" I shot back. "I didn't ask you to wait."
In the silence that followed, I looked him straight in the eye. He niether frightened nor impressed me. He was a bully who didn't like it when the ball was on the other foot. He backed off. I took my seat in the back of the bus.
"You're right out of order, you." Looking up I saw Mick McCarthy Captain Fantastic himself, glaring down at me.
"Go and fuck yourself," I told him.
Keep it Arsenal
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Post Match View - Wolverhampton Wanderers F.C.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Mick McCarthy
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Wolves and Sex
"Boxing helped me develop as a sportsman. Skipping and sparring made me more agile. I also acquired a certain confidence when confronted by physical aggression. I was still very small for my age and the techniques and disciplines learned in the boxing ring provided me with a psychological edge: I could look after myself even though I was small and shy."
Roy Keane (ex-Ireland captain).
On Saturday, Wolves host Arsenal. Wolves are a physical side. Tough in the tackle, organized, very fit and aggressive in the air. To stop Arsenal from winning, they will try and stop Arsenal and Fabregas from playing: cut off the flanks, pressurize early, test their keeper with high crosses, don't give them time on the ball.
In games like this, players like Gallas, Song and Vermaelen are key. It will be a physical battle. Soldiers are required. The artists will perform in the last 15 minutes.
Wolves have no artists, just foot soldiers.
Remember Wolves only want a point. Arsenal want a win.
In a game like this, attitude is key: Take the field with the wrong attitude and no matter how much ability you possess, you will lose.
It's like sex.
Men are like Wolves, women are like Arsenal. A man does not need foreplay. A woman does. She needs slick one touch, two touch moves. Stroking the ball around like a feather gently stroking her breast. She needs candles that smell of spice and lavender, gentle but progressive music, good wine, gourmet cushions on the bed, silk, romance, two hour haircuts in her favorite salon and massages of love.
Men, like Wolves, need a long ball down the middle, a big man to win it in the air and scrambled goal to help them avoid the drop. Once it's in, who cares about the aftermath - it's all about the three points, another notch on the bedpost and staying up for the next EPL season. After all, a goal is a goal and a hole is hole.
Making love has never been an Englishman's past time. They leave that for foreigners. Wolves are not love makers when it comes to football. They, like Stoke, don't claim to be. They leave that to the Arsenal's of this world.
A side note. I went to climb a mountain with the missus the other day. We got very high up. She got vertigo, I got annoyed and we climbed back down the mountain before we made the top. As we climbed back down, I watched her ass and decided I wanted to screw. I pulled her into some bushes. She asked what I was doing. I told her I was feeling frisky. She told me that she couldn't just pull down her pants and let me "go for it." Other hikers could be around, we could get arrested, where were the candles of lavender, the soft music, the romance? By this stage my moss, algae, H1N1 covered fingers tried to unzip her jeans and put a long ball into the box. She gave me the red card.
Wolves and Stoke she was not. But at that moment, I had descended into Rory Delap of Stoke: the throw-in King. All I wanted was the ball thrown into the box and a scrambled effort for a goal. Style didn't come into it, not when you are in the bushes. It's all about getting it up, getting it in and getting the three points.
Female orgasms are for the Arsenal's of this world. Not the Wolves.
Keep it Arsenal