The first decade of the 21st Century brought us the Bush Administration, the horrific 9/11 attacks, the anthrax scare, Hurricane Katrina, the stock market collapse, and the protracted and painful Iraq and Afghanistan wars - as well as a debilitating two-year recession and high unemployment.
But the first decade of the 21st Century gave us something a lot worse than the above events. It gave EPL fans Stoke City - one of the most disgusting teams to play in the Premiership since the days of Wimbledon.
If Stoke City were a porno, it would star the Octomom giving birth to eight kids and then having sex with a Rory Delap throw-in.
When Stoke City were drawn against Arsenal, they must have punched the air with delight. They love to try and beat a team that plays passing, flowing football with their own style of boots, kicks, flicks, tackles, corners, lofted balls and headers.
Stoke score goals in the same way that thugs get into a club: by kicking down the back door, rushing through like a pack of animals and knocking over the bouncer or anyone else who gets in their way.
Who gives a fuck how you get into the club as long as you get in!
Arsenal have never beaten Stoke or even got a draw against them at The Britannia Stadium. On February 27th, Arsenal will need to get three points at Stoke. Every team that wants to be a champion has to play against horrible teams and in horrible weather conditions. Stoke are that team - the new Bolton.
Aston Villa on Wednesday. Not an easy game, especially away. But there is some good news. We will have players back for that game. And by Sunday we should have Diaby, Song, Eboue and Bendtner back.
What we need is a new goalkeeper. Fabianski is a joke. We now know why Almunia is first choice.
Look at Stoke's first goal: The ball is thrown in, it arrives in the 6 yard box at chest height, yet Fabianski allows Fuller to beat him to the ball. It was disgusting! I wake up at 5:30 am and drive to Denver to watch a game that kicks-off at 6:30 am. At 6:32 am Arsenal are a goal down and I'm contemplating drinking drain fluid. Fabianski needs to realize how big Arsenal are globally because I know that there's a bunch of Gooners in California who watched the game an hour earlier than me.
Wenger needs to sign goalkeeper and fast because we have Laurel and Hardy sharing the No.1 jersey and for a club like Arsenal that's not a enough. It's like having the Octomom in charge of health care.
Keep It Arsenal
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