Monday, May 3, 2010

Deja Fucking Vu


Blackburn are a horrible team with a manger who makes them play disgusting football. If football has a cancer, then Sam Allardyce is it. His tactics are simple. Kick high balls into the Arsenal box and put the Arsenal goalkeeper under pressure. Foul the Arsenal players at any given opportunity and score from set pieces, especially corners by putting your two biggest players on the toes of Lukasz Fabianski.

Fabianski is shit. Once again he has lost Arsenal a game. I'm not blaming him for Cuntburn's first goal because I believe he was fouled by Jason Roberts.

Every time the ball went into the Arsenal box, the Cuntburn players looked to elbow or barge Arsenal players out of the way. It was constant, consistent, cynical little fouls by Cuntburn. Eventually, the referee is going to let one go and he did with Cuntburn's first goal. True, there was no-one marking David Dunne at the far post but the foul should have been called beforehand.

Critics of Fabianski will say that his punch from the corner was poor but Roberts had unbalanced him by deliberately barging him when he went for the ball. Sportsmanship and players coached by Sam Allardyce are like oil and water. This was summed up by Cuntburn's Australian midfielder Vince Grella. He was was booked in the first half for pulling at Eboue's shirt when the Ivorian went on a run into Cuntburn's half. Then late in the first half he looked to see where Van Persie was before giving him a nasty elbow in the head. The referee did nothing.

Allardyce has a lot of nerve in his pre-match press conference saying that Blackburn are not a long ball team. It's like the Taliban saying that they're not Muslim.

An example of Cuntburn playing the long-ball was their goalkeeper Paul Robinson taking a free-kick close to the half-way line in the 82nd minute. They played long balls all day, looking to cause Arsenal panic in their penalty area so that they could win a corner and crowd Fabianski out of his own penalty box.

This tactic worked.

Blackburn's winner was scored by Samba who had a free header standing on the goal line. That can't be allowed to happen. Fabianski looks like a woman goalkeeper finding herself playing against physically imposing men. He was feeble. I don't care what Wenger says about Fabianski, the fact is that he's shit and has the presence of a mosquito. He's not strong enough for top flight football.

Arsenal have now only won one Premiership game with Fabianski starting in goal.

But the Polish clown wasn't the only non-performer today. Carlos Vela did zero. Theo Walcont was his usual frustrating self. His final ball into the Cuntburn box was sloppy and he couldn't get past Gael Givet. I know that he's only 20 but then Mike Tyson was only 19 when he was Heavyweight Champion of the world and Pele was only 17 when he scored two goals in the 1958 World Cup final.

This is Arsenal we are talking about. A club where the finished article is required not some young English sprinter who has bags of potential but can't past Gael fucking Givet.

Chris Eagles of Burnley would have been more of a threat than Theo Walcott today.

The only good that Walcott can give you is winning a corner. But the Arsenal players failed to stand in front of the Cuntburn keeper and put him under any kind of pressure. That said, Arsenal did score from a corner in the first half.

Last word: Cuntburn fans are fucking inbreds. They have one chant: "Same Old Arsenal, Always Cheating." And they boo. At the end of the game they celebrated Cuntburn's win as if they had reached the Champions League Final. So did the Cuntburn players.

It was depressing to say the least.

Keep it Arsenal

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