Monday, May 24, 2010

Get Your Tits Out For the Lads


So I come home from work and turn on the TV to Fox Soccer Channel. On the screen is Sky Sports Andy Gray sitting on a bar stool with Eric Wynalda and that bald, fat, know-nothing, ex-pat Nick Webster. All three are sitting inside the New York bar Nevada Smiths.

Five minutes of watching them talk about a variety of topics, the camera switches to a brunette bimbo with a microphone called Temris Lane. She's standing next to a white mid 30's English woman who has seen better days.

Her name is Miss Manc from Manchester.

Miss Manc question is related to Manchester United. It was a redundantly boring question.

Miss Manc is a Nevada Smiths regular. She's been a regular there for nearly 10 years. I first saw Miss Manc when she was standing on top of the bar showing her small breasts to all and sundry. She was notorious for downing pints and acting like a "lad". It seems she hasn't changed - except that she's well past her sell by date.

More questions came from the Nevada Smiths crowd. Stale, English ex-pats who thought they were Lord of the Manor asked cloying questions about Chelsea and England to Andy Gray. As questions were being answered by Andy and his crew, the Nevada crowd tried to sing lame football chants or shove club scarves and shirts into view of the camera. It was pathetic.

Nevada's has gone down in my estimation. It's now a bar riding on it's reputation.

While some of Nevada's patrons need to grow up, Fox Soccer Channel needs show a bit more class by hosting a soccer show in a better establishment. They're equally as embarrassing as drunks like Miss Manc. They will never gain kudos until they change tact.

Cunts of the Season - Stoke City Fans

After the sickening Aaron Ramsey injury back in March, some Stoke fans chanted:

"He's Only Got One Leg."

This was chanted both in the Brittania Stadium and outside with some Stoke fans shouting "Buy Him a Parrot," "Peg Leg Ramsey" and "I Hope he Never Plays Again."

On the football phone-ins that same night, some Stoke fans called into BBC Radio 5 Live and said that the sooner Arsenal "get lost from the Premiership and have a game of tickling with Barcelona the better." Another caller from Stoke was more forward calling the huddle by the Arsenal players at the end of the match "gay" and claimed that Arsenal were "Kings of being the victims."

I hope that Stoke City get relegated next season.

England 3-1 Mexico

This game confirmed what we already know:

1) England will not win the World Cup but the hype surrounding them will make you think that they will.

2) England are still a set piece team. That's how they will score in South Africa.

3) England are efficient but very dull.

4) Theo Walcott can't cross. Look at Wayne Rooney's body language after another cross by Theo goes nowhere. You can tell Rooney doesn't rate him.

5) James Milner is over-hyped and out of his depth when it comes to England.

Keep it Arsenal

3 comments:

  1. I'm a member of the NYC Arsenal Supporters and we formerly frequented Nevada Smiths. There are a handful of legitimate supporters there, but it really has become a place that fills with complete muppets week to week. There has been a massive number of supporters and clubs that are looking to go elsewhere as one of the Nevadas owners has fucked over a few of the employees that make it respectable. Since then most of the NYC Hammers and the NYC Arsenal Supporters have gone elsewhere. Small amounts of the respectable NY Blues have done the same. It seems like the NS reputation was originally fueled by what our the supporters brought there but is slowly being taken over by FSC plugs of the place and what rolls in off the street supporting whatever club they support this season. However, most people that visit from anywhere in the world agree that the atmosphere in NYC is by far one of the best places in the world. We will all hopefully re-group and hopefully have a better establishment. COYG! http://arsenal-nyc.com

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  2. I'm a member of the NYC Arsenal Supporters and we formerly frequented Nevada Smiths. There are a handful of legitimate supporters there, but it really has become a place that fills with complete muppets week to week. There has been a massive number of supporters and clubs that are looking to go elsewhere as one of the Nevadas owners has fucked over a few of the employees that make it respectable. Since then most of the NYC Hammers and the NYC Arsenal Supporters have gone elsewhere. Small amounts of the respectable NY Blues have done the same. It seems like the NS reputation was originally fueled by what our the supporters brought there but is slowly being taken over by FSC plugs of the place and what rolls in off the street supporting whatever club they support this season. However, most people that visit from anywhere in the world agree that the atmosphere in NYC is by far one of the best places in the world. We will all hopefully re-group and hopefully have a better establishment. COYG! http://arsenal-nyc.com

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